Question:
How many "miraculous" votes will we get from dead people on Nov. 2?
Turkey Toes
2010-09-26 04:48:19 UTC
Democratic voter's mantra: Vote early, vote often, vote for your dead cousin Fred.
Five answers:
bwlobo
2010-09-26 04:56:40 UTC
We'll have plenty of "miraculous" votes from dead people on Nov. 2. But an even more fantastic miracle, is that they will vote Democratic... with the blessing and approval of the Democratic Party Chairman!



According to Scripps Howard columnist Deroy Murock, Arkansas, Colorado, Maryland, Massachusetts, Oregon and Tennessee removed exactly zero dead voters from their rolls between 2006 and 2008.



I have a friend in Washington State who was so upset because her daughter voted as a Democrat.

Was she upset because her daughter voted democrat... NO!!! She was upset because her daughter had voted... and had been dead three years.
jakepi
2010-09-26 11:53:37 UTC
We'll get the dead to vote and all of the ones in nursing homes where the democrats use absentee ballots to vote for them and they actually sign off on it without questioning. It's amazing what the democrats will do to get their worthless candidates in office.
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2010-09-26 11:51:50 UTC
How many will have brothers to make sure they steal it from the popular vote?
Butt...butt
2010-09-26 11:53:10 UTC
What's the size of Chicago's cemetery?
Cargo Pilot II
2010-09-26 11:52:00 UTC
As many as it takes to "win".


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