She is well meaning, so quit picking on her.
Without her, we'd all be dead (she shines a flashlight on the moon so the pressure of the light will keep the moon away. . . otherwise it would hit the earth and kill us all).
She negotiates trade deals with Russians. It is a pity that the Russians don't realize that.
She hunts caribou from a helicopter with a machine gun. This is a first strike scenario (we strike first), preventing caribou from flying helicopters and hunting us with machine guns. This is good practice in case she is elected to be the president of the United States, because she can kill other nations before they kill us (England, Canada, the Falkland Islands, et al).
She has volunteered to be the nation's idiot (so someone else won't have to). However, some village is missing its idiot, and she may have to return soon.
She changed Hillary Clinton's "it takes a village" to "it takes a village idiot."
Dan Quayle suffered the stigma of being the most stupid person on the planet, before Palin showed up. Now Danny Boy is a genius in comparison (so she helped his mental outlook). Remember, Quayle lost the 2000 election, but he'll run again next time, so remember to vote for him in 3000.
Palin is going to end the energy shortage. She realizes that we plug power strips into walls, and those draw power. By unplugging from the wall, and plugging the power strip into one of its own outlets (power strip plugged into itself), we can get free power. Palin on the phone: "Hello, tech support? My computer and TV aren't working" . . . "yes, they are plugged into the power strip." (see, saves power).
Palin. . . Being a dip is the first step to diplomacy. Now she just has to work on the "lomacy" part.
As president, she could make supreme court appointments (some of em have 6th grade edgamucashuns). It's good that she will appoint people smarter than she is. Some politicians can't.
Despondent over her idiocy, she might shoot herself (but I think she has to aim the gun at herself when she does). She's the only one who has a chance to live while Cheney is drunk and hunting (because Cheney is pretty good at shooting people when he's in that condition). She'll shoot first then decide if it is right.
She could solve the nation's debt problem by renting out her daughter for chastity visits ($100/hour). Oddly, her chaste daughter keeps having kids. When she figures out why, she'll stop. In the mean time, her daughter (and many grand kids) will extol the virtues of having no sex.
Palin could adopt the policy of Reagan "just say no" to poverty, inflation, taxes, national debt, global warming, etc.
Palin could cut revenue and raise spending at the same time. A smart person would know that such a plan is not possible.
Palin could support the space program (NASA) because of it's many benefits (rocketing politicians into deep space. . . and perhaps bringing them back).
Palin will make sure that we have universal support for the many wars that she will create. We'll have Zulus with spears guarding against missile attacks. When she hears that a Brazillian died, she'll say, wow, that's a lot of casualties (a brazillian is more than a million), but worth beating an already defeated nation.
Standing in a puddle that used to be a glacier, Palin will proclaim that there is no global warming.