Question:
Republicans - Are you now replacing Limbaugh with Chuck Norris as your leader?
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:08:10 UTC
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=91103

By his own word's Chuck Norris is claiming he will stand up and run for President of Texas and begin the second American revolution.

Are you guys TRYING not to get your people re-elected?

Or has he begun to think those jokes about him are a reality? Next he'll be daring his grass to grow.

Oh and March 13th he will be on Glenn Beck's "We Surround Them" show pumping himself up more. So now Fox News even takes this seriously?
25 answers:
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:27:39 UTC
you forgot to make fun of palin and jindal. you guys are slipping.
Alpha Taurus
2009-03-10 19:29:02 UTC
Cannot underestimate the Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick
anonymous
2009-03-10 16:55:42 UTC
Who said anything about running a republican candidate during the election?



Right wingers are through with that nonsense. We're focussed on secession.



We prefer to leave peacefully. But if not. Remember, we have more guns than you.....and most of the nuclear arsenal is located in heavily conservative parts of the country.
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:16:22 UTC
How about that kook who used to be in the Monkeys, the one whose mother invented White Out.

Or that washed up rock and roller, Ted Nuggets or something like that.

Or my favorite, Michael Reagan. He says he would spray tear gas in his own childern's eyes if they tree huggers. A real republican's republican. True spokesman for their warped mentality.



Or that red neck Charlie Daniels. Republcian scumbag.
bmovies60
2009-03-10 11:12:38 UTC
" Are you now replacing Limbaugh with Chuck Norris as your leader? "



Limbaugh is not our leader, never has been.



"By his own word's Chuck Norris is claiming he will stand up and run for President of Texas and begin the second American revolution."



By his own words, he "quipped". He was JOKING.



"Are you guys TRYING not to get your people re-elected?"



To hear you Dems tell it, NONE of our guys are electable.
Mr. Peabody
2009-03-10 11:18:09 UTC
You DO know that Texas was formerly a seperate country, right?



This was a light-hearted comment by Norris...
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:20:17 UTC
i would much prefer a celebrity spokesman who is patriotic and loves america and stands up for american citizens than your radical leftist celebrities who constantly berate the average american and blame us for every problem of the world and drop our pants to other countries and chum it up with america's avowed enemies.
Yahoo sucks the big one
2009-03-10 11:13:26 UTC
President of Texas? Isn't that a fancy name for governor?



WTF?



Texas would never secede from the Union.
Bert
2009-03-10 11:13:09 UTC
Neither has ever been a republican leader. I guess it's hard to grasp the concept of individuals being outspoken without leading a particular group.
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:11:48 UTC
What Chuck Norris is saying really isn't all that much more ridiculous than what I constantly hear from Alec Baldwin, Barabara Streissand, Sean Penn, Warren Beaty, or Meathead from All In The Family.
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:12:55 UTC
The main difference between Republicans and Democrats is, Republicans don't require someone to lead them.
ARBOB
2009-03-10 11:13:57 UTC
Gullible Dems! I love it. Believe everything you see/hear? Right? Oh my God, this is quite funny! AND FOX NEWS RULES! Like it or not, they are No. 1 on cable news and have been for 7 years!
bad news
2009-03-10 11:11:39 UTC
I was thinking more about Snoop-Dog to replace Michael Steele
Curtis 1911
2009-03-10 11:12:25 UTC
No,,, Obama will do the most to get Republicans re-elected again.
Uh Er Ah Um
2009-03-10 11:14:03 UTC
Nope.
Pelosi & Lefts Ruined California
2009-03-10 11:11:44 UTC
I would rather have either of them better than someone like Sean Penn / Oprah being the leader of the democratic party.



Oprah went to Rev Wrights church too!

Sean Penn flies to Communist countries having lunch dates with their leaders! TRUE

Nancy Pelosi flies to Syria having secret meetings with the leader.

Jimmy Carter has secret meeting with Hama's Terror org.
gitrdoneobama
2009-03-10 11:14:31 UTC
Really? I heard it was Joe the unemployed plumber!
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:17:27 UTC
Don't forget Neal Horsley as their anti abortion leader. LOL !
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:14:37 UTC
neither are the GOP leader. That's part of their problem. They don't have a leader!
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:12:13 UTC
Why not... Either one of them could run circles around YOUR Holy Messiah!!!
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:12:41 UTC
Do you have Barney Frank posters on your walls?
Laser
2009-03-10 11:12:07 UTC
That's pretty comical, because when he played a Texas Ranger on TV he wasn't believable in that role either.





"Gullible Dems! I love it. Believe everything you see/hear? Right? Oh my God, this is quite funny!"



Yep, NeoCons have to hear it from Rush or their chain emails in order to believe it. ("Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:FWD:fwd:fwd:")
Liberal Atheist Gone to Military
2009-03-10 11:11:49 UTC
ahaaaaaah LMAO



wow this is sad



First the Terminator now the Round House Kicker?
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:12:07 UTC
Substitute a fat-head with a muscle-head...from bad to worse...typical.
anonymous
2009-03-10 11:17:51 UTC
r u stupid or something?


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