i want to be communist dictator?

Question

im just pissed at the people who screw around with me. I believe in socialism and communism.
I Want to make a huge change in society. Become a latin american hero like che guevara, i want to make my enemys misrable.

Answer 1

third world communist dictators tend to receive a lot of education in the West. they then return to their homeland and rise to prominence (or form) some illegal and/or underground political organization, which capitalizes on moments of weakness experienced by the existing regimes to stage a coup. you will of course claim to support democracy and all that jazz, but you can't really have a fair election in the middle of a revolution. once the revolution is over you will have consolidated your power and should be able to get away with never actually staging a fair election. you will develop a secret police force at some point, and you can use this to strike at your enemies. if your enemies live in America and are no one important, probably no one will suspect a foreign dictator's involvement when they wind up dead.



as for your choice of country, its a shame you weren't active a few decades ago. Venezuela is taken and many countries like Chile and Mexico have become much more democratic (democracy is generally hostile to revolution). there has been some recent goings on in Ecuador and the unrest in Colombia has never fully died down, so i suppose those would be good places to look into. Haiti would also be a great target, but you would have to speak French and be black.

Answer 2

1. You need to find a healthy way to deal with the people who screw around with you. See a therapist for some healthy venting and sound advice.

2. I don't know how old you are but when I was in my late teens I felt the same way. Now I'm more of a socialist because communism is too extreme and rigid and extremes never work.

3. Che Guevara was not a dictator. He was idealistic and died young, as such he is idealized but had he lived into an old age, he may not have been much different than Fidel.

4. making your enemies miserable is contradictory to wanting to make the world a better place. I doubt Marx, Engels or Che would ever say that was their goal.

Answer 3

"Che’s life is an inspiration for every human being who loves freedom, we will always honor his memory." — Nelson Mandela





CHE GUEVARA:



- Worked in a Leper colony and treated lepers



- Was instrumental in teaching over 900,000 Cubans to read



- Tended to thousands of sick campesinos



- Helped construct dozens of schools throughout Cuba



- Removed the Mafia and dictatorship of Batista from Cuba which had killed 20,000 Cubans and tortured thousands more



- Desegregated the schools in Cuba before they were in the Southern US



- Called out South Africa’s Apartheid in 1964, 30 years before the West!



- Denounced the racism and KKK in America



- Warned of the dangers of the IMF, 3 decades before most of the developing world realized they had been scammed into debt slavery



- Left a bourgeoisie comfortable life of the upper class, a potential well compensated career as a medical doctor, and a high regarded governmental position, each time to slog through the jungle and fight guerrilla wars against impenetrable odds! ... In fact, near the end it took 1,800 rangers to bring down his 25 men.





Che’s “CRIMES” were:



~ Stopping American companies from owning 70 % of the arable land in Cuba



~ Teaching peasants to read, by bringing the Cuban literacy rate from 60 to 97 %



~ Having the 200 or so War Criminals who killed 20,000 Cubans for Batista shot against a wall



~ Fighting white mercenaries in the African Congo with an all black army



~ Speaking out against US and eventually USSR Imperialism while demanding that the poor of the world be allowed to live a life of dignity

Answer 4

You want to become a mass murderer? Someone like those past and unfortunately present characters like Stalin, Mao, Castro, your pal Che, Pol Pot. Go right ahead, just don't be surprised if you get your stupid head blown off. Wether you said Che was a dictator or not means nothing. Everyone except some pea brained college students at Berkley know he was a killer.

Answer 5

Yes, it's cool to be a Latin American dictator for a while but their type of retirement plan really sucks.

Answer 6

Well then you'll probably end up just like Ernesto with that kind of motivation.



Do you know what the ultimate revenge for a wannabe commie dictator? Having his image sold on t-shirts at Wal-Mart. That is poetic justice.

Answer 7

That is great but if there is another great war then me and you going to FIGHT sucka



Hopefully this time WE will win -- not the f*&^%$# PINKOS like last time

Answer 8

Then go to the airport. Why are you wasting your time trying to convince us?



Does it look like we really will have a problem replacing you?

Answer 9

Did Jesus try to make his enemies miserable? No he blessed them.

Answer 10

You sound like a Conservative troll trying to make a point about Hispanic immigrants being socialists.

Answer 11

You mean a state-capitalist dictator?

Answer 12

Obama, what are you doing on Yahoo Answers, don't you have a country to destroy?

Answer 13

Hussein can give you a few pointers!!

Answer 14

Leave this country then.

Answer 15

Always wear clean underwear...You just never know....

Answer 16

Ok... can't help you.