Would this be the most beautiful use of political irony ever?

Question

Here's my thinking: if we can convince all the Conservatwits that DWI laws are a liberal conspiracy designed to oppress blue collar conservatives, then they'll all start driving everywhere drunk. Then, we can have the delicious irony of hard-core Conservatives not being able to vote because their drivers licenses were seized by the courts and they were tripped up by the very voter ID laws they voted for.

Who would be the most effective spokesperson in the Democratic Party to come out and vocalize support of DWI enforcement - thereby setting off a firestorm of Conservatwit drunk driving?

Answer 1

Paul Ryan got busted lying about requesting stimulus money in 2009 for two Wisconsin businesses while at the same time campaigning against stimulus spending in Congress, and now that the truth is out there Ryan says he never should have asked for the money in the first place.

Answer 2

Its what they've done since the civil rights days. Ive been catching up on some things. All the blacks arrested felonies maybe maybe not. Making sure they wont be a factor later say like in a 2012 election.

Answer 3

1) don't really think non-drinkers would suddely start

2)even if DL is suspended you can get an ID.

3) stereotyping people makes you look stupid

Answer 4

Hmmm...you do realize we're way too smart to fall for your juvenile plotting right?

Also - we don't make as many stupid lifestyle choices as liberals do. It's not who we are.