They sent me a letter telling me they werre sending me a letter. If I don't respond, they'll have to hire someone, train them, then send them to my house to get the answer (I'm only giving them one answer anyway, out of all the questions they're asking). If I'm not at home, or I don't give the answer the first, or second time, they'll have to keep sending someone out.
So, by not answering, I'm creating or saving a job.
Is NOT answering the census the most patriotic thing we could do right now?