Who is the most Heretical person in US Politics?

Question

I may be the Executioner, Judge, Executioner, Jury, and Executioner for the Imperium but I need assistance in rooting out Heresy! in this "Nation" called the "United States of America". Your loyalty and cooperation will be appreciated in my effort to remove all Heretics! from the Imperium.

Answer 1

I think video games have melted your brain. I've seen this condition before.



Tragic.

Answer 2

Sarah Palin has committed numerous blasphemies against the God emperor! Order your regiments to search and seize planetary residents for all signs of treason or heresy. Alert the Ordo Hereticus, the Adepta Sororitas, and the Adeptus Astartes! All true servants of the emperor are called upon to hunt her down and burn her upon the emperor's pyre of holy purification!



Purge the entire Palin family! Alert the Grey Knights of the Ordo Malleus to impale the mutant Trig Palin upon a fiery spear of imperial mercy.



DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE THE EMPEROR!

Answer 3

Nancy Pelosi



The Ordo Hereticus has found her to be a heretical mutant xeno. The bile flowing from her mouth when she speaks taints the mind of the pious followers of The Emperor.

Answer 4

Religiously? Those "God hates fags" protestors. I'm just amazed nobody's gone postal on them - if my son died in Iraq and they were there protesting I'd take a Louisville slugger to them.

Answer 5

The family Rockefeller.

Answer 6

Our First Amendment guarantees the separation of church and state, my friend. You're measuring with the wrong yardstick.

Answer 7

Sorry, I haven't played Warhammer 40k since 8th grade.

Answer 8

Answer: The people.