Do You Have Any Predictions About CNN's Top 10 News Stories of 2009?

Question

Despite CNN ignoring actual news stories this year, here are my predictions for CNN's Top 10 News Stories of the Year:

10. Balloon Boy
9. Tiger Woods' Tragic Fall
8. Michael Jackson
7. Michael Jackson
6. Michael Jackson
5. The Awesomeness of B Hussein Obama
4. The Awesomeness of B Hussein Obama
3. The Awesomeness of B Hussein Obama
2. The Awesomeness of B Hussein Obama

and the number one prediction:

1. The Awesomeness of B Hussein Obama.


Do you have any predictions for CNN's Top 10?

Answer 1

I think you hit the nail on the head. Communist News Network (CNN) does not do anything.

Answer 2

1 The Tiger Woods scandal

2 The death of Michael Jackson

3 The Fort Hood massacre.

4 Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize

5 Sarah Palin resigns as governor of Alaska

6 Swine flu is declared a national emergency

7 The Balloon Boy Scandal

8 Un-invited Couple crashes White House State Dinner

9 Senator Joe Wilson's outburst during Obama's speech, "YOU LIE!"

10 GM declares bankruptcy

Answer 3

Here is some of what I have learned this year. It is likely due to how much I watched CNN and MSNBC after they repeatedly insulted me.



1 The empty suit Obama

2. Van Jones, Yosi Sargent and Anita Dunn exposed

3. slumlord Valarie Jarret and her connection to the Olympics.

4. various corruption in ACORN, CCI and SEIU.

5. the majority of violence comes from the left.

6. warning that an unidentified black man with a rifle is a racist assassin

7. How openly corrupt the politicians are.

8. How much the media is like Pravda in the USSR

9. Peaceful non partisan Tea Parties

10. concerned voters convergence on house and senate offices.



CNN is irrelevant. Not worth my time.

Answer 4

ok, CNN will probably talk about:



10. Everything bad is Bush's fault somehow

9. Smack down Sarah Palin because they fear her for some reason

8. Everything good will be credited to Obama

7. In spite of high unemployment, the job situation is great!

6. some celebrity

5. some celebrity

4. some celebrity

3. that everyone in the country loves the democrat health care bill - a lie of course.

2. some celebrity

1. the global warming hoax is a hoax

Answer 5

I think you have most of them but you I would replace your 4 and 5 with



4) Michelle Obama and her fashion sense.

5) First Brats are so Cute --- Sugar Rush



I would bump 10 to 15 or so:



10 would have to be on the Accuracy of Global Cooling/Warming/Climate Change/and those damn emails were "faked"



Note the Emmies will go to anyone host (Oprah/Littermann) who spoke for Obama or had him on the show so he could tell us how great he is. Littermann will get a special Emmy for recommending sexual acts of a 14 yo with a Yankee --- Palin and her family are always good targets.

Answer 6

suitable now, order looks as in basic terms selection one is certain. one million. the la Clippers pick: Blake Griffin, PF from Oklahoma 2. The Memphis Grizzlies pick: Hasheem Thabeet, C from Connecticut 3. The Oklahoma city Thunder pick: James tougher, SG from Arizona State 4. The Sacramento Kings pick: Ricky Rubio, PG from Spain. 5. The Minnesota Timberwolves pick: Stephen Curry, PG from Davidson 6. The Minnesota Timberwolves pick: Tyreke Evans, SG from Memphis. 7. The Golden State Warriors pick: Jonny Flynn, PG from Syracuse. 8. the manhattan Knicks pick: Jordan Hill, PF from Arizona. 9. The Toronto Raptors pick: Jrue trip, PG from UCLA. 10. The Milwaukee greenbacks pick: DeMar DeRozan, SG from USC.

Answer 7

My vote for top ten news stories, regardless of their list, is:



1. The recession

2. Obama's election (Not that it's a good thing, just a significant thing)

3. Obama's stimulus failure

4. Fort Hood shooter

5 . Healthcare debate

6. Michael Jackson's death

7. Surge in Afghanistan

8. Global Warming hoax

9. Climate Change summit failure

10. Al Franken election

Answer 8

Personally, my favorites would be,

1. Wolf Blitzer in serious condition at local hospital after his beard catches fire.

2. Billy O'Reilly is left speechless after choking on his foot. "The least he can do is to remove his shoe the next time he decides to put his foot his mouth," an irate ER physician told the New York Times after reviving the Fox News talk show host who has been rushed to the emergency room several times with the same problem.

3. Chris Matthews enters the priesthood and Keith Olbermann admits his love affair with Rachel Maddow. "It was kind of difficult," Mr. Olbermann related, "She always wanted to wear the dildo."

4. Terrorist blows up Fox News headquarters and Osama bin Laden refuses to take credit. "Fox News did more to lure America into wasting their resources than I did," Mr. bin Laden admitted in a brief CD that was left on the door step of the Pentagon yesterday, "and we certainly wanted them to continue their good work. This was obviously the work of a fringe group that didn't understand our allegiance."

5. Ted Turner looses battle with ex-wife Jane Fonda for custody of his brain.

6. Don Chaney's pace maker short circuits when he learns of his daughter's secret love tryst with Hillary Clinton.

7. Corporate America finally admits its allegiance to the Masonic Order.

8. The Federal Reserve finally admits its allegiance to the Masonic Order.

9. The brain dead ditto heads finally discover their allegiance to the Masonic Order.

10. The Masonic Order finally admits its allegiance to me, RYUNKIN!

Answer 9

It's nice to see that you and the others here above have forgotten about the death of Ted Kennedy.

Answer 10

Absolutely.

What won't be on there are the Tea Parties or 9/12'ers.

If they are, they will be painted as bigger criminals that the Zombies from zombietime.com

http://www.zombietime.com/sf_rally_november_3_2004/

Answer 11

All stories showing how "great" the left is and lies about people on the right

Answer 12

Aside from leaving out the death of Brittany Murphy, I have to agree with your assessment.

Answer 13

I think your prediction will be spot on.

Answer 14

Think I'll go with #1, the messiah is just sooooooooo awesome. Just look at all those accomplishments

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Answer 15

I think you have nailed the number one news story.

Answer 16

LOL ok that's funny. Oh! I'll do Fox:



10. Obama's golf game

9. Obama's failure as a military leader

8. Obama's failure as a domestic leader

7. Obama's undeserved Nobel prize

6. Obama's poor bowling skills

5. Obama's failed beer summit

4. Obama's deep seeded hatred of white people

3. Obama's Kenyan citizenship

2. Obama's war-mongering Afghan troop surge

1. Obama's government funded, ACORN-backed, granny-killing death panels.

Answer 17

Yeah:



That you will not like it no matter what it is because you are brainwashed by Fox.

Answer 18

You're not old enough to understand, so very young and naive..