MY FELLOW AMERICANS: If two cars pull up, and one has a stranger and one has Dick Cheney?

Question

who would you ride with?

you'd wait and hope for the drunk guy wearin a cowboy hat in a big white F150 with the powerful foreign dignatary in the passenger seat to pull up right?

Answer 1

Can't you come up with your own material...or are you one of those people that rips off other peoples stuff? I agree with the other answer on here about you being focused on Dick alot lately!

Answer 2

I'd ride with the stranger, because Dick only rarely leaves his castle with the flying monkeys, where he usually just sits around eating bowls of live black scorpions while watching videos of small children crying, and I'd be afraid he's not up on his traffic skills.

Answer 3

Dick Cheney of course.

Answer 4

Cheney, he would use his dark jedi powers to keep me safe.

Answer 5

Just like Liz Cheney, I avoid Dick at all costs.

Answer 6

Stranger danger!! Oh wait...DUCK, it's Cheney!!!



I think I'd walk!

Answer 7

Dick Cheney. He's quite safe really. If he tries to rape me he'll probably have a heart attack halfway through.

Answer 8

I would choose walking: It's good for your health.

Answer 9

Stranger of course. Dick think we look like Quails.

Answer 10

Stranger.

Answer 11

I would wait for nutso pelosi to pull up so I could spit in her face.

Answer 12

Wow the Democrats control everything in government and you feel the need to ask a question like this?

Answer 13

Dick Chanel in a heart beat.



Obama or Stanger - NO.



Stranger might steal my car but Obama will steal everything from me.

Answer 14

I'd prefer Dick... take it how you will. :)

Answer 15

The stranger. I don't want to get shot.

Answer 16

id wait for joe biden to pull up so i can smash his teeth in.would be a long wait because i dont think biden is smart enough to get his license



3 letter word,j.o.b.s.

Answer 17

They are all strangers to me.

Answer 18

I have a concealed handgun license and I STILL wouldn't ride with Darth Cheney, he might eat my soul.

Answer 19

i would ride with cheney he is a highly respected man that has done well with his self ..other than what most liberals have ever done

Answer 20

I'd walk.

Answer 21

You seem awfully fixated on DICK lately, why is that?

Answer 22

or if in Massachusetts would you get in the car in Chappaquiddick?

Answer 23

I'd go with Cheney. He knows how to keep people safe.



You hate that fact, don't you.

Answer 24

I'd walk, thanks.