Are Canadians jealous of America and Americans?

Question

They live north of the most beautiful nation on earth, full of thriving businesses, prospects, opportunities, money, beautiful women, handsome men, gorgeous landscapes, perfect weather, the friendliest people in the world, some of the best rock and roll bands ever, great food, outstanding schools, brilliant hospitals, and with Donald Trump who actually cares about the American people.

Also, unlike places like Montreal, everybody in every American city speaks English.

They, the Canucks, have less jobs, less opportunities, ugly women and men, depressing landscapes, rude and grumpy people, no rock bands or musicians, bad food, snow and blizzards, bad education, crappy hospitals, and a leader who wishes to run Canada to the ground!

Make eye contact with someone in the States: "Hi, how are you?"

Make eye contact with someone up in Canada: "What the hell are you looking at?!"

Answer 1

Americans lost their nation's greatness like worthless bums and failures.

Their own Founding Fathers would spit on them in disgust if they were alive to see it. Or have them shot as traitors.



Nobody's jealous of banana republic retards who stupidly & irresponsibly wrecked their own country like that.

Certainly not Canadians. Winners don't envy self-destructive losers. They pity them.



While America was falling apart & falling behind, Canada was busy winning, succeeding & advancing, same as always.

Everyone that knows how to Google knows that.



'Canada voted Best Country in the World'

'Canada ranked No. 1 country brand in the world'

'Is Canada the most successful country in the world?'

'Canada ranked No. 1 country brand in the world AGAIN!'

'Canada selected as country with the best reputation once again'

'Canada Named The 'Most Admired' Country In The World, Again'



'The 21st century belongs to Canada'

'America first no more as IMF sees US fading as growth engine'

'World Bank: Canada led all G-7 countries in economic growth over the past decade'

'Canada to lead G7 nations in growth for next 50 years: OECD'



''Canada's middle class richest in world'

'Canadians get rich at a faster pace than Americans'

'In Canada, the 'poor' are getting richer faster than the 'rich'

'Canada top G20, G7 country on international prosperity index'

'Canada Has World's Fastest-Growing Population Of Super-Rich'

'Canada is officially home to the richest middle class on the planet'

'Canada: Richer than America and more economically powerful than Europe'

'The most prosperous nation in the Americas, Canada ranks first in personal freedom'



'US Median household income hits $59,039.00'

'How America's Middle Class Fell Behind Its Canadian Neighbors'

'Canadians the wealthiest ever, with average household net worth rising nationwide to $770,635.00'



'Canada is the World's Constitutional Superpower'

'Canada offers more freedom to citizens than the U.S.'

'Report: US States less free than Canadian Provinces'

'Why Canada is simply more democratic than the U.S.A.'

'It's official: Canada is a superior country to the United States'

'It's Official, Canada Ranked #1 Most Free Country In The World'

'Should we still be proud to be Americans?: Other countries are more free'



'Trudeau trumps Trump on list of World’s Most Powerful'

'Justin Trudeau Ranked Most Influential Person In The World'

'Trudeau the Triumphant: Canadian PM is the greatest threat to America'

'Justin Trudeau is now the most prominent and popular politician on the planet'

'Canada's Trudeau Proves Once Again Why He's the World's Most Popular Leader'

'Living abroad, you get the feeling Canada’s current government and leader is the envy of much of the world'



'Millionaire Cities' Abound In Canada As Household Wealth Hits Record High'

'Canadian cities rank top in North America for personal safety and security'

'Canadian cities 'dominate' North American quality-of-life rankings'

'Canadian cities boast highest quality of living in North America'

'5 Safest Cities in World: Toronto And Montreal Make List'

'3 of the 5 most liveable cities in the world are Canadian'

'Toronto remains the safest city in North America'

'Canada's Cities are a Model for the World'



'How Canada became an education superpower - BBC News'

'Richer, smarter, taller: A measure of Canada from the OECD'

'10 Smartest Countries in the World and Canada Takes Top Spot'

'More Canadians have post-secondary education than other OECD nations'

'Canadians are happier, smarter and live longer than their southern neighbors'



And that's literally barely anything that Canada's achieved while its Yankee neighbours were busy destroying themselves.

Contrast that success with the failures next door to see why no Canadians are jealous of backwards banana republics:



'US no longer considered a full democracy'

'U.S. democracy is in grave danger, report warns'

'The U.S. is No Longer a Full Democracy. What Happened?'

'Trump's America is showing the telltale signs of a failing state'

'America falls short of being a full democracy for second year running'



'America No Longer Matters'

'American image damaged globally'

'Is Trump Ending the American Era?'

'America, you're now Canada's Mexico'

'Label the U.S. the Failed State That It Is'

'The Rapid Devolution of the United States'



'America: The Proudest Collapsing Country'

'Trump's First Year: Everyone Hates Us Now'

'Americans Can't Afford the American Dream'

'The US doesn't look like a developed country'

'USA: The World's Newest Third World Nation'

'1/4 of Americans can't pay their monthly bills'



'Trump accelerating decline of US global influence

'U.S. Global Image Takes Another Hit Under Trump'

'Donald Trump Flushes Away America's Reputation'

'US has become 'third world country': Donald Trump'

'The U.S. Doesn't Look Like a Coherent Nation State'



'It's official: Trump has made the U.S. a global pariah'

'It's official: the United States is a Third World country'

'STUDY: 76% of Americans live paycheck-to-paycheck'

'Trump is destroying America's image around the world'

'Will Donald Trump Permanently Ruin 'Brand America'?'



'A Plague Upon The World: The USA is a “Failed State”

'Trump is making America the laughingstock of the world'

'White and Trashed: The Collapse of American Capitalism'

'Nearly 7 in 10 Americans have less than $1,000 in savings'

'1 In 2 Working Americans Make Less Than $30,000 A Year'

'Kenya's middle class wealthier than American, British peers'



'America Doesn't Have The Stomach For Trump's Trade War'

'Growing Number Of Americans Can't Afford Food, Study Finds'

'Nine Out of Ten Americans Consider Themselves Middle Class'

'The Tipping Point: Most Americans No Longer Are Middle Class'

'America is Regressing into a Developing Nation for Most People'

'Sobering IMF report on US economy cites dwindling middle class'



'63% Of Americans Don't Have Enough Savings To Cover A $500 Emergency'

'The American Dream is now twice as easy to achieve in Canada than in the US'

'1 out of 3 American households can no longer afford rent, food, and transportation'

'Credit Suisse Wealth Report: There Are More Poor People In America Than China'

'Donald Trump Might Set a Record—for the Biggest Decline of American Power in History'

'Middle-class families, pillar of the American dream, are no longer in the majority, study finds'

'Study by MIT Economist: U.S. has Regressed to a Third-World Nation for Most Of Its Citizens'



'O, Canada! More Americans Heading North'

'Fleeing for Canada is a proud American tradition'

'More U.S. citizens are seeking refuge in Canada'

'Canada has a history as safe haven for Americans'

'Canada pressured to accept refugees from America'

'The long history of Americans fleeing to Canada for refuge'



'Thanks to immigrants, Canada sees biggest G7 population jump'

'More Americans than Mexicans claimed refugee status in Canada'

'More US citizens — yes, citizens — are seeking refuge in Canada'

'Moving to Canada? Americans fleeing Trump will have to get in line'

'Head North: Record Number of Americans Illegally Fleeing to Canada'



And all that's literally barely anything, either. But it goes to show what a bizarre dreamworld Americans exist in.

Especially if they're dumb enough to think great nations like Canada are jealous of their doomed banana republic.



After all, Trump's started trade wars with a total of 40+ countries - and counting.

That's way more nations than it took to beat the US in a trade war, collapse the US economy & cause the US Great Depression.

Now all that was back when America was still great. But America's not great anymore.



Here in the Real World, nations that never lost their greatness don't take orders from bums & failures that did.

Thanks to Trump, the World's about to kick the lid shut on America. And flush.

It all goes to show how delusional Yanks are for thinking anyone envies a backwards banana republic about to go bye-bye.

Answer 2

Not that I have noticed.

Answer 3

No cause they have more chance of becoming mounted ,,,,,,,police

Answer 4

Yes! They are so jealous.

Answer 5

BWAHAHAHA !



Oh, you were serious ? Why would any Canadian be 'jealous' of that Third World shithole country to our south ?

Answer 6

Sum 41 is Canadian native.. so is Rush. From what I understand, Canadians are pretty happy with where they're at. Have you ever had Poutine? It's ******* amazing, and an origin of Canada. There is some pretty landscape in Alberta and healthcare for all citizens (although that can be a con if you get a diagnosis of something quick spreading).

I am not surprised if you're being sarcastic.

Answer 7

**** I wish I lived in Canada. One they don't elect orange wannnabe dictators and two their health care system is light years ahead of ours. They actually take care of their sick people as here we like sticking up the middle finger.

Answer 8

Yes and they suck at speaking American. I heard one say “oi” when he meant hey