Question:
How might this war with Mexico end?
Kay
2009-09-24 12:50:32 UTC
This is for a story I'm working on.

It's sometime in the future, maybe around 2030. America is sick of illegal immigrants, so (they have an awful president) decides to run all of the Mexicans out of America for good. Unless they can prove that they have at least one immediate family member with non-Hispanic blood, they are forced back to Mexico.

I need a creative end to the war, where the Mexicans are let back into America- but if this solution could have more room in America, that'd be great too. I was thinking America could buy/conquer part of Mexico, but that seemed too lame. Any ideas?
Twelve answers:
callenqhranch
2009-09-24 13:10:37 UTC
How about basing the end of the story on reality....



Santa Ana's Army were taking a siesta (afternoon nap) the Texas Army located and captured the troops, and Santa Ana hid like a commoner amongst the men to avoid being singled out, unfortunately, the men saw his deception and began to cry his name for him to tell them what to do.......Mexico Surrenders To America and becomes the 55th State...after Guam, Puerto Rico, Bahamas, an Cuba





On the night of April 19, the Texans bivouacked ... in the Mexican camp and Santa Anna was enjoying his siesta, thinking he had at his mercy, ...... Santa Ana's soldiers captured the printers and imprisoned them





http://www.google.com/search?q=Santa+Anas+capture+on+the+Brazos+River+during+siesta+time%3F&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us%3AIE-Address&rlz=1I7PCTA&sa=2
Matt W
2009-09-24 13:50:19 UTC
It comes from the "jobs that Americans won't do" contention.



American troops establish a cordon sanitaire along the boundary with Mexico with the admonition that any crossing will be dealt with through deadly force. Families are split, lovers are separated and the economy in Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and Southern California tanks.



The Mexican government appeals for help from around the world to help them assimilate the returnees and help does pour in. This is necessary to replace the money sent to Mexico by those laborers inside the US. China in particular gets a real chuckle out of helping out. They request military bases in return for their help a request Mexico quickly agrees with.



Meanwhile back in America, landscaping comes to an end and neighborhoods are awash in weeds and uncollected yard waste. Garbage also piles up and the pristine suburbs become rank and disgusting. Construction slows down and produce prices skyrocket.



The border states see the improvements in Mexico and the destruction of their own economies and begin sub rosa discussions with the Mexican government about leaving the Union and joining the Mexican Republic. China stops buying American debt in favor of Mexican debt.



After several months of standoff the Mexican government approaches the US with a proposal. The "idled" workers can be rented by the US at a rate far above the current cost as long as the workers are permitted to bring their families. The US is close to defaulting on its debt, the ruling party (the Christian Libertarians maybe?) is losing its hold on the public, especially the all important suburbs (now overgrown, covered in trash and full of obese, vitamin deficient women and children complaining that they have to "clean the house", something they really don't know how to do. The President, however, has one more card up his sleeve, an agreement for Russia to buy the bonds using petrodollars coming from the last significant oil reserves in the Caspian Sea.



The climax comes in a tense negotiation between the Mexians and the Christian Libertarians. It seems as though the Russian gambit will work until the announcement of the Four Star Republic (Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and SoCal) is made. Mexico immediately recognizes the Republic, the Russians pull out of the deal and the US Army, now isolated hundreds of miles inside a suddently unfriendly foreign country, pulls back to a line of San Francisco, Denver, St. Louis and New Orleans but runs out of gas halfway and is interred by the Four Star Republic.



The final peace agreement has the Four Star Republic joining the Mexican Republic and the US appealing to Canada for increased access to oil shale. The ceremonies are held in the Alamo.
2009-09-24 13:00:17 UTC
First, Hispanic denotes national origin and culture, not race ie white and blacks are also hispanics, not just native american looking ones.

But in answer to your question, how about making the ending ironic? ie Americans push out Mexican nationals and border hostilities heat up till the point that the US military must invade and conquer Mexico. Then the US will have an ever greater problem with Mexicans than before! So the irony?
B.Kevorkian
2009-09-24 13:02:43 UTC
Y'know, 'Hispanic' isn't a genetic thing. It's strictly cultural. If you identify primarily with a spanish-speaking culture - other, ironically, than that of spain - you're 'hispanic.' Blood has nothing to do with it. All your ancestors can be Japansese, and you could be hispanic, for instance (and that's not out of the blue, it's the case with many Peruvians).



Realistically, you should make your litmus test speaking english to some acceptable level of fluency and/or without a detectable spanish-sounding accent, or just not speaking spanish (the later being hard to prove, obviously). Going by physical apearance or documentable bloodlines will get you nowhere.
Luetica
2016-04-04 04:14:55 UTC
President Felipe needs to STOP SCARING his own citizens. How can you ever resolve your stupid f*cked up country by having a revolt on drug dealers? Hasn't he look at the possibility and reasoning behind the situation? Why are they selling drugs? Is it tie to low unemployment? Is it tie to low wages? Low education? And what other reasons are there? Why are his fellows Mexicans sneaking over to the U.S. for? The reason is simple, they want a job to support their family in Mexico and make enough money to buy shoes for their kids to wear, buy clothes for them, and money to buy food so they won't starve. He should REALLY look more closely into the case, drug traffickers could be anyone like a Police Chief...there's this case in Thailand where they found the drug trafficker, the main culprit and it was a Police Chief. Now the drug crimes has dropped significantly after he was arrested, prosecuted, and locked up in jail.
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2009-09-24 13:01:05 UTC
The US will have undergone a civil war by 2030, so it is hard to imagine how Mexico's relations with the former US will turn out.
delina_m
2009-09-24 12:55:21 UTC
With about 25% of the American population being Hispanic by then and the US already being the second largest Spanish speaking country in the world by population (achieved in 2008) there will be no such war and any relations between the two countries will be peaceful provided the Americans can kick drugg addiction.
2009-09-24 12:53:59 UTC
Sounds like the Turner Diaries. That would be an interesting scenario.
2009-09-24 12:55:20 UTC
We bought Alaska for the oil , why not buy Mexico for the beaches ? Sara Palin could have a winter home there and see Belize from her front porch..........More foreign policy experience.....
2009-09-24 12:54:43 UTC
30 million illegal mexican immigrants all claim to be one American guy's cousin...and the twist at the end: it turns out to be true!
ATTENTION: Libs Suck That Is All
2009-09-24 12:54:41 UTC
We could conquer Mexico, fix it up nice for real cheap, and then "flip it" to China.
2009-09-24 12:55:57 UTC
Mexico builds a Navy, invades Canada, and wins.


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