Do you think mandatory ham or sausage eating should be required before getting on a US airplane?

Question

Muslims hate ham and pigs. Therefore we should make everybody chew and swallow a piece of ham, sausage, or pork chop while TSA reviews their IDs more thorougly. I am just trying to help Obama and Janet Nap... come with better and more practical ideas on air travel than no-pee and no-poo.

And apologies to vegans and vegetarians but its OK because air travel destroys the ozone and warms the planet with CO2 so you can take a bike or ride a train.

Answer 1

Now I have a visual of people in speedos and bikinis cramming sausages down their throats.



LOL, thanks for the visual, Im forever changed!

Answer 2

They'd probably learn to eat pork.



The attackers of 9/11 broke all sorts of Islamic rules so they could pass as secular as per their training.



All it would do is isolate the Jews, Vegans, and the majority of Muslims that aren't terrorists.

Answer 3

This wouldn't work. Muslims don't drink, but the September 11, 2001 islamic Onslaught perpetrators were in a strip bar drunk out of their minds in the days before the attack.

Answer 4

It would be easier to sedate all the passengers before they board the plane--we can all fly as luggage then, and they'll save money on the food.



Let's not call Michael Jackson's Dr.

Answer 5

I heard Napalitano is going to personally do a frank and bean check before anyone gets on another plane.





Now the question is this, will she be able to identify the frank and beans that has a device attached to it.

Answer 6

Good idea. Another idea would be to have a big bag of pig blood on every plane. Then if it gets blown up, the terrorist won't see Allah.

Answer 7

Flying naked will keep the airports clear of a lot of people, not only terrorists. That is the way to go.

Answer 8

In Virginia there are only two places when you can get ham. Ans. Two sides of a hog's @ss.

Answer 9

Well with the new government healthcare I don't believe you will be allowed to eat such high fat or saturated fats. And seeing how we pay for all foreigners medical care they won't be allowed to eat it either.

Answer 10

It would make sense, if the flight originates from the Pacific northwest.

Answer 11

Do you think the typical Oregon person should take their meds before getting on chatrooms?

Answer 12

That wouldn't be fair to jewish people because they too can not consume any pork.



Are any jews commiting terrorism?

Answer 13

Amusing concept, but not all Muslims are terrorists.

Answer 14

that would be awesome they could serve some yummy pig stomach...... my Grandma made some killer pig stomach.

Answer 15

yeah sure those who refuse could all just fly around with gore and his save the planet on his jet

Answer 16

non-Muslim, non Jewish, carnivorous female here that does not eat pork. So it would not apply.

Answer 17

What do you have against vegetarians? Grow up kid.

Answer 18

Now THAT is funny.

Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 19

That's a pretty good idea, ya got there.........

Answer 20

What a racist, ignorant question!