Why don't they put some ham in every plane so terrorists will stop trying to blow themselves up in them?

Question

They can't die in the presence of ham or else they don't go to heaven according to their beliefs.

Answer 1

How would that help?

Answer 2

That's why I always carry a ham sandwich tucked away in my carry-on bag.



The planes that crashed on 9/11/2001 probaby all had at least one ham sandwich somewhere on board. If the hijackers thought they were going to heaven, they're out of luck.

Answer 3

Great idea. Or just show a ham at the entrance and kill anyone that runs.



Something else that has been tried and it worked, was dip bullets in pigs blood. At one time it worked. the retards.

Answer 4

There is a good chance the airlines would (could) lose their Jewish customers. Hasn't happened to El Al, and I bet you will not find ham on their menus.

Answer 5

I agree. Joan Rivers was on Letterman the other night....during recent travelling she was detained at an airport as being suspected of terrorism. Her funny comment about it was "How could you expect me to be a Muslim terrorist.....didn't you notice that I had a Kosher meal?"

Answer 6

Someone had a great idea yesterday. Build a pork bbq and a Fredrick's of Hollywood right across the street from the new mosque.

Answer 7

And dip our bullets in pig blood. That worked once. I believe it was General Pershing who executed all but one prisoner, put pig entrails on the bodies, and buried them. The one left alive went back and told the others, and the attacks stopped. That was the story I heard.

Answer 8

Intriguing.

This concept could be used to encourage the airlines to start providing decent food again.

I support this measure and would appreciate some BBQ chips to go with that terrorist-deflecting sandwich.

Answer 9

How about hanging a pork chop from the ceiling on a string when they come into the plane.

Answer 10

LOL! love it! Southwest could start serving SPAM as the airline snack food!

Answer 11

Yeah, free hot dogs on every flight.



Great Idea.

Answer 12

That is a very Homer Simpson-esque plan.

Answer 13

Because maybe this has more to do than religion.

Answer 14

Are you retarded?



You might want to go get checked.