Question:
Why are Liberals OK with the TSA touching their junk?
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:16:05 UTC
The naked truth: TSA can touch my junk anytime

The pathetic whining over TSA airport security is a naked attempt to smuggle on board an unsafe rightwing ideology

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/nov/19/tsa-dont-touch-junk-airport-searches
Fourteen answers:
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:18:00 UTC
Israel who every Arab in the world wants to destroy has a great air safety record without touching peoples junk.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:25:03 UTC
Because our Junk is over 9 inches, whereas Conservatives Junk is only 2 inches.



Conservatives are very sensitive about their small Penises. That is why their Girlfriends and Wives secretly have sex with Black Men.
!truth!
2010-11-22 09:23:51 UTC
Because they don't have to pay for the titillating pleasure they get. I like the part of the statement referring to the "naked" attempt.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:19:56 UTC
Because for most libs, it's the only chance they'll get for someone to touch their junk. Have you seen Pelosi? lol
lil' autarch
2010-11-22 09:21:39 UTC
The airport full-body scanners are made by ex-DHS chief Michael Chertoff's consulting client.



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9575352



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anonymous
2010-11-22 09:18:32 UTC
Liberals love being groped by strangers, especially those of the same sex. This explains why rest area bathrooms are always full of smiling liberals.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:18:58 UTC
All this complaining coming from the right regarding security is just more proof that the Republicans were complicite in Sept 11
Evilish-esque
2010-11-22 09:18:10 UTC
I go through the scanner.



Problem solved. No junk touched.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:17:45 UTC
I draw the line at cavity searches
isurvived
2010-11-22 09:18:18 UTC
If it prevents addicts, dealers, smugglers, etc from bringing aboard drugs, explosives or weapons, go for it, TSA.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:18:40 UTC
I fly private, so suck it libs.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:18:13 UTC
Most are okay with being gay or swing both ways...
Wounded Duck
2010-11-22 09:17:55 UTC
We just don't get hysterical as easily as GOP members. Outrage of the Week is a FOX feature.
anonymous
2010-11-22 09:17:40 UTC
if a guy has to run his hands under my balls for a split second to make sure i dont have a weapon... then everyone else has to go through the same thing and i feel safer. people just need to get over it... its for our saftey


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